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Pico Day

2013-04-27 13:35:44 by TheGameMasterTankman

Just a story I did for Pico Day. Enjoy!
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CHAPTER 1
EVERYTHING IS NORMAL | 6:45 P.M., April 1st.
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The air. The ground. The population. Everything was normal in capital city, Dasinotionation. It is the year of 20XX. I am John, the captain of the military. With my partner, Steve, the 2nd captain of the military. We were slacking off in the office, like nothing was wrong. "Steve, crack me another beer, would ya?" I said. "Do me a solid," said Steve. "What shall the solid be Steve?" "Get a girl in the military!" "What?!??!? Steve, you know we can't have freakin' women in the military!" "Ah, come on cap! We only have men on this team, and it seems a little......you know......gay." "What?!?!??!?!? Oh Steve, if only you saw you ARE gay." "Hey! Offense taken, cap!" "Shut up Steve, I was just kidding around." "So will you pick a girl?" "Fine, just get me a freakin' beer." -Steve stands up and walks to the fridge and grabs a beer- "Here, catch." -Steve throws the beer and Captain catches it- "Thanks, Steve." "Don't mention it." -Captain stands up- "Well, lets head down to the shooting range." -Steve stands up and they walk to the door and head out-
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-------------------------------CHAPTER 2
DON'T MESS WITH SOLIDS | 9:28 A.M., April 2nd.
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-The Captain, Steve, and some soldiers are walking down a hallway-
"So did you make a call to get a lady in the military?" "Oh yeah, I couldn't find a girl who would take the bait." "Uh-oh! That means...you didn't do a solid?!!?!?!?!?" "Ah, yeah...whats the problem with that?" "Damn, this is really bad!" "What?" -one part of the military breaks apart leaving a huge gap into the earths core and some soldiers slip in and the ground rumbles- "WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON, STEVE??!??!?" "YOU BROKE A SOLID!!!! THE EARTH IS CRUMBLING!!!!!!" "HOW DO WE STOP THIS BITCH?!??!?!?" "THERE'S NO KNOWN WAY!!!!!!" "DAMN!!!!!!!" "WE'LL ALL DIE, CAP!!!!!" "WAIT A SECOND!!!!!!" -Captain takes out a grenade that makes anything stick back together and he throws it in the parts of the broken core and suddenly it stops and everything is normal- "You saved the military, cap!" "Wow, I did!" -everyone cheers- "Hey cap?" "Yeah Steve?" "NEVER DO THAT AGAIN." "I might one more time..." "Haha, silly Captain!" "Haha, silly me." "But seriously, never do that again." "Yeah, I know."
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AH CRAP, ITS COMING! | 7:39 A.M., April 26th.
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-Captain is fighting for his life in the Portal- -he kills P-Bot, Salad Fingers, and Time Fcuk, and the rest except Pico- Pico: "No one will stop me from becoming the king of the portal!" -Pico comes charging at Captain with a knife- -Captain gets stabbed in the dick then the face- -Pico becomes the king- -Captain wakes up- "AHHHHHHH!!!!!!! Oh, thank god that was a fucking dream! But- wait a minute....-Captain walks to the calendar and checks the date- "OH SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOMORROW IS PICO DAY!" -Captain runs to the training room- "I gotta be ready for that fight!" -Captain trains for 12 hours straight- Steve: "Cap! Don't worry! We'll beat those motherfuckers!" Captain: "-sighs- I hope so..." Steve: "Come'on, lets get some sleep for that fight." Captain: "Ok." -they walk to they're room and fall asleep-
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-------------------------------CHAPTER 4 (the crapy and short scene)
WE HAVE A PROBLEM BEFORE THE FIGHT | 12:26 P.M., April 27th, PICO DAY
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--------------------------------Captain and Steve are just walking down to the Newgrounds Portal when suddenly their enemies pop up, the other captain, and the other 2nd captain- "Steve," "Yeah, cap?" "We end this today." "I hear ya, cap." -a epic battle scene begins-

3 HOURS LATER...

Captain and Steve both make it out alive with just a few cuts and bruises.
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THE FINAL CHAPTER
CHAPTER 5
THE FINAL BATTLE OF THE WARRIORS | 3:26 P.M., April 27th, PICO DAY
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--------------------------------Everyone is fighting for they're life, etc. as normal. The final 5: Captain, Steve, Pico, Mindchamber, and Hank.
HANK VS. MINDCHAMBER
WINNER: MINDCHAMBER
CAPTAIN AND STEVE VS. MINDCHAMBER
WINNER: CAPTAIN AND STEVE
CAPTAIN AND STEVE VS. PICO
-they face all each other in the final battlefield- -Pico throws knifes and Captain dodges them but Steve gets hit in the knee- -Steve and Pico face off- -Steve shoots- -Pico falls to the ground- -then suddenly Pico get up and shoots Steve with his UZI's- Capatain: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!-Captain runs and kneels down to Steve- Steve (dying): Cap......you came back for me..... Captain: Of course I did! Steve: But what about that stuff you said about me...? Captain: Im sorry, Steve. I was being a dick there, im not gonna lie. But, I just want you to know, all those things I said, I didnt mean it. I was just trying to look cool...im sorry Steve." Steve: Cap......cap....... Captain: Yeah?!? What?!?! What is it!??!? -Steve dies- Captain: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! -gets very angry and stands up and looks at Pico- "You son of a bitch...your gonna pay!" -Captain and Pico jump up with their guns pointing at each other- -screen goes black-
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-------------------------------THE END...? -evil laughter-
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-------------------------------Credits:
Director: Trevin Conley
Producer: Trevin Conley
Writer: Trevin Conley
Story: Trevin Conley
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-------------------------------Newgrounds, copyright 2013. For Pico Day. All Newgrounds characters are owned and copyright by Newgrounds. 2013, all rights reversed. 894 words, 3795 letters.


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